Country Manager – An Island located on the Western Atlantic Seaboard

Salary: Whatever you want - your salary will be subsidised by one of the richest telecommunication moguls in the world Location: N/A Experience: Winning the odd game of round ball every now and again Job no: 221118Job Status: Full time contract - which can be terminated immediately

Red Chair Recruitment are presently recruiting a Country Manager for a game involving legs and a ball.

 

 

Key Responsibilities:

  • Taking on the hopes and dreams of an entire nation of people and driving them into the ground 😛
  • You will be responsible for taking a harmonious group of professionals working together and making that group hate each other and become dysfunctional

Essential Requirements:

  • Ability to make a team below you in the international sport rankings look like world champions
  • Ability to win the Champions League with Tranmere Rovers in the hardest setting on FiFA 2019 – must have relevant proof of this
  • Ability to take an instant disliking to a prominent member of the national media and refuse to talk to them
  • Must have a duffle coat (to be worn at all times) and 2 Irish ballads – which must be sung in a bar on the unlikely event of the team winning a  game of legs and a ball
  • Attending games to see how legs and ball is actually played – you must and i repeat must over expense on each of this trips , we expect min. of 567 trips a year – First Class  to destination of a nicer climate and excellent cocktails
  • Ability to sport a farmers tan and eat both black and white pudding offers a distinct advantage

Knowledge & experiences

  • Must have experienced getting kicked in the shin while running after said ball
  • Knowledge of rules and regulations would be nice but not a prerequisite
  • Experience of standing in half full stadiums offers candidates a distinct advantage

Package on offer:

  • Whatever you want – your salary will be subsidised by one of the richest telecommunication moguls in the world

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